Food & Culinary Stickers

You burn yourself daily, work when everyone else is celebrating, and somehow create art under pressure that would break most people. These stickers are the family meal you actually deserve. Find the perfect stickers for food & culinary workers.

Why Stickers for Food & Culinary

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Who It's For

  • Chefs
  • Line Cooks
  • Bakers
  • Butchers
  • Sommeliers
  • Food Truck Operators

Get First Access

Culinary sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list. New sticker drops hit different. Get on the list before your coworkers beat you to the good ones.

Perfect For

  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Toolboxes that tell it like it is
  • Hard hats that need some personality
  • Anywhere your supervisor won't look too closely

Frequently Asked Questions

What kitchen roles do you cover?
Chefs, line cooks, bakers, butchers, sommeliers, and food truck operators. If you've ever been in the weeds, we've got you.
Are these about ticket times?
Some reference the chaos. All in good fun - no 86'd humor here.
Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Will these get me fired?
Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.