Food & Culinary Calendars for Line Cooks

You work in the heat, burn yourself daily, and somehow keep tickets moving when everything comes in at once. The perfect calendars for line cooks.

Why Calendars for Line Cooks

Line cooking is the backbone of every restaurant. You're underpaid, overheated, and somehow still proud of every plate.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Food & Culinary

You burn yourself daily, work when everyone else is celebrating, and somehow create art under pressure that would break most people. These stickers are the family meal you actually deserve.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Knife rolls with personality
  • Water bottles in the kitchen
  • Locker decor
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about the rush?
Some are. Friday night service gets its due.
Do you cover different stations?
Grill, sauté, fry - building content for each.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
What kitchen roles do you cover?
Chefs, line cooks, bakers, butchers, sommeliers, and food truck operators. If you've ever been in the weeds, we've got you.