Food & Culinary Calendars for Bakers
You wake before the sun, create beautiful carbs, and somehow explain why baking is science and 'just add more' doesn't work. The perfect calendars for bakers.
Why Calendars for Bakers
Baking is precision meets creativity at unreasonable hours. You're up before everyone to make sure their day starts sweet.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Food & Culinary
You burn yourself daily, work when everyone else is celebrating, and somehow create art under pressure that would break most people. These stickers are the family meal you actually deserve.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Kitchen decor
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Baker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about early mornings?
- Some are. 4am alarm clocks deserve recognition.
- Do you cover different baking types?
- Bread, pastry, cake - building content.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What kitchen roles do you cover?
- Chefs, line cooks, bakers, butchers, sommeliers, and food truck operators. If you've ever been in the weeds, we've got you.