Childcare Calendars
You raise other people's children, survive tantrums that would break diplomats, and somehow make snack time happen on schedule. These stickers are the recognition parents forget to give. Find the perfect calendars for childcare workers.
Why Calendars for Childcare
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Who It's For
- Nannies
- Daycare Workers
- Babysitters
- Preschool Teachers
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Get First Access
Childcare sticker collection coming soon. Join the list. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
- Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe
Frequently Asked Questions
- What childcare roles do you cover?
- Nannies, daycare workers, babysitters, and preschool teachers. If you've ever negotiated with a toddler, we've got you.
- Are these about difficult parents?
- Some reference the challenges. All in good fun - we love the kids.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.