Beauty Calendars
You transform people while they show you Pinterest photos of celebrities. You hear secrets, give therapy, and somehow make small talk for 8 hours straight. These stickers are your tip jar for emotional labor. Find the perfect calendars for beauty workers.
Why Calendars for Beauty
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Who It's For
- Hairstylists
- Barbers
- Estheticians
- Nail Techs
- Massage Therapists
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Get First Access
Beauty industry sticker collection in development. Join the list. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
- Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe
Frequently Asked Questions
- What beauty roles do you cover?
- Hairstylists, barbers, estheticians, nail techs, and massage therapists. If clients tell you their life story, we've got you.
- Are these about difficult clients?
- Some reference the Pinterest vs reality gap. All in good fun.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.