Summer Calendars for Landscapers

The season of 'working from the beach' lies and aggressive out-of-office messages. The perfect calendars for the landscapers in your life.

Why Calendars for Landscapers

Landscaping is outdoor artistry with physical demands. You transform spaces while fighting weather and unrealistic expectations.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Summer Gifting

Half the office is on vacation, Slack is quiet, and everyone's pretending they're not just staring out the window. Summer vibes at work mean casual Fridays actually being casual and gifts that match the barely-hanging-on energy.

Timing

June-August

Typical Budget

$20-35

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Work trucks with personality
  • Water bottles on site
  • Equipment
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

Landscaper stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about weather?
Some are. Working outside means working in everything.
Do you cover different landscaping types?
Maintenance, design, installation - building content.