Summer Calendars for Roofers

The season of 'working from the beach' lies and aggressive out-of-office messages. The perfect calendars for the roofers in your life.

Why Calendars for Roofers

Roofing is one of the hardest trades. You work in heat that would drop most people, at heights that scare everyone else.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Summer Gifting

Half the office is on vacation, Slack is quiet, and everyone's pretending they're not just staring out the window. Summer vibes at work mean casual Fridays actually being casual and gifts that match the barely-hanging-on energy.

Timing

June-August

Typical Budget

$20-35

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Tool belts with personality
  • Water bottles on site
  • Work trucks
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

Roofer stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about the heat?
Some are. Summer roofing is its own special hell.
Do you cover residential and commercial?
Both. Different roofs, same tough work.