Summer Calendars for Farmers
The season of 'working from the beach' lies and aggressive out-of-office messages. The perfect calendars for the farmers in your life.
Why Calendars for Farmers
Farming is gambling with weather and markets. You work harder than anyone while factors beyond your control determine your success.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Summer Gifting
Half the office is on vacation, Slack is quiet, and everyone's pretending they're not just staring out the window. Summer vibes at work mean casual Fridays actually being casual and gifts that match the barely-hanging-on energy.
June-August
$20-35
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Tractor cabs with personality
- Water bottles in the field
- Work trucks
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Farmer stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Calendars for Farmers - Other Holidays
Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about weather?
- Some are. Mother Nature has opinions.
- Do you cover different farm types?
- Crops, dairy, specialty - building content.