New Year's Coasters for Retail Workers

New year, same corporate nonsense. Start it with something honest. The perfect coasters for the retail workers in your life.

Why Coasters for Retail Workers

Retail is customer service in its purest, most exhausting form. You deal with the public at scale. These stickers honor the struggle.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

About New Year's Gifting

Ring in another year of meetings that should be emails with gifts that set realistic expectations. Perfect for the optimists making resolutions and the realists who know they'll be broken by January 15th.

Timing

December-January

Typical Budget

$20-35

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Water bottles on shift
  • Locker room personality
  • Phone cases with attitude
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about Karen encounters?
Some are. We all know the type.
Do you cover different retail types?
Yes. Clothing, grocery, electronics - building them all.