Halloween Coasters for Retail Workers
The one day a year where 'creepy' is a feature, not a reason to call HR. The perfect coasters for the retail workers in your life.
Why Coasters for Retail Workers
Retail is customer service in its purest, most exhausting form. You deal with the public at scale. These stickers honor the struggle.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About Halloween Gifting
Spooky season at the office means costume contests nobody asked for and candy bowls that get raided by 10am. These gifts embrace the darkness year-round—perfect for the coworker whose soul left their body three quarters ago.
October
$15-30
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Water bottles on shift
- Locker room personality
- Phone cases with attitude
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
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Related Professions
Coasters for Retail Workers - Other Holidays
Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Are these about Karen encounters?
- Some are. We all know the type.
- Do you cover different retail types?
- Yes. Clothing, grocery, electronics - building them all.