Easter Stickers for Realtors

Chocolate bunnies are nice. Savage desk accessories are better. The perfect stickers for the realtors in your life.

Why Stickers for Realtors

Real estate is hustle culture at its peak. You're always on, always selling, always showing - and only get paid when it closes.

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

About Easter Gifting

Spring is here, everyone's pretending to be cheerful, and some offices still do Easter gift exchanges for reasons nobody questions. Go beyond the Peeps and give something that'll last longer than their sugar crash.

Timing

March-April

Typical Budget

$15-25

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Car dashboards with personality
  • Water bottles at showings
  • Open house supplies
  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Toolboxes that tell it like it is

Get First Access

Realtor stickers in development. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Will these get me fired?
Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
Are these about difficult clients?
Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
Do you cover different markets?
Universal real estate pain. Every market relates.