Easter Mugs for Realtors

Chocolate bunnies are nice. Savage desk accessories are better. The perfect mugs for the realtors in your life.

Why Mugs for Realtors

Real estate is hustle culture at its peak. You're always on, always selling, always showing - and only get paid when it closes.

Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.

About Easter Gifting

Spring is here, everyone's pretending to be cheerful, and some offices still do Easter gift exchanges for reasons nobody questions. Go beyond the Peeps and give something that'll last longer than their sugar crash.

Timing

March-April

Typical Budget

$15-25

What You Get

  • +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
  • +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
  • +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
  • +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Perfect For

  • Car dashboards with personality
  • Water bottles at showings
  • Open house supplies
  • Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
  • Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
  • Break room power moves

Get First Access

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
What size mugs do you offer?
We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.
Are these about difficult clients?
Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
Do you cover different markets?
Universal real estate pain. Every market relates.