Christmas Posters for Janitors

Secret Santa is mandatory. Your gift shouldn't be forgettable. The perfect posters for the janitors in your life.

Why Posters for Janitors

Janitorial work is essential and invisible. You see what people do when they think nobody's watching and clean it anyway.

You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.

About Christmas Gifting

The season of forced workplace cheer, white elephant chaos, and figuring out what to get that coworker you only know from Slack. Everyone's buying office gifts—make yours the one people actually remember.

Timing

November-December

Typical Budget

$25-50

What You Get

  • +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
  • +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
  • +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
  • +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy

Perfect For

  • Supply carts with personality
  • Water bottles on rounds
  • Locker decor
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
  • Dorm rooms and apartments of new grads about to enter the workforce

Get First Access

Janitor stickers in development. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes are available?
We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
Do they come framed?
Posters ship unframed but are standard sizes for easy framing. We recommend cheap frames from Target for that authentic corporate parody aesthetic.
Are these about messes?
Some are. We've seen things.
Do you cover different buildings?
Office, school, hospital - building content.