Christmas Coasters for Janitors

Secret Santa is mandatory. Your gift shouldn't be forgettable. The perfect coasters for the janitors in your life.

Why Coasters for Janitors

Janitorial work is essential and invisible. You see what people do when they think nobody's watching and clean it anyway.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

About Christmas Gifting

The season of forced workplace cheer, white elephant chaos, and figuring out what to get that coworker you only know from Slack. Everyone's buying office gifts—make yours the one people actually remember.

Timing

November-December

Typical Budget

$25-50

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Supply carts with personality
  • Water bottles on rounds
  • Locker decor
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices

Get First Access

Janitor stickers in development. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about messes?
Some are. We've seen things.
Do you cover different buildings?
Office, school, hospital - building content.