Christmas Calendars for Appraisers

Secret Santa is mandatory. Your gift shouldn't be forgettable. The perfect calendars for the appraisers in your life.

Why Calendars for Appraisers

Appraisers are the independent voice in real estate deals. Everyone wants you to hit their number, and you have to stay objective.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Christmas Gifting

The season of forced workplace cheer, white elephant chaos, and figuring out what to get that coworker you only know from Slack. Everyone's buying office gifts—make yours the one people actually remember.

Timing

November-December

Typical Budget

$25-50

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Laptops with personality
  • Water bottles on inspections
  • Work bags with flair
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

Appraiser stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about hitting the number?
Some reference the pressure. We stay independent.
Do you cover residential and commercial?
Both. Different properties, same objectivity.