Christmas Calendars for Realtors

Secret Santa is mandatory. Your gift shouldn't be forgettable. The perfect calendars for the realtors in your life.

Why Calendars for Realtors

Real estate is hustle culture at its peak. You're always on, always selling, always showing - and only get paid when it closes.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Christmas Gifting

The season of forced workplace cheer, white elephant chaos, and figuring out what to get that coworker you only know from Slack. Everyone's buying office gifts—make yours the one people actually remember.

Timing

November-December

Typical Budget

$25-50

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Car dashboards with personality
  • Water bottles at showings
  • Open house supplies
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

Realtor stickers in development. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about difficult clients?
Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
Do you cover different markets?
Universal real estate pain. Every market relates.