Back to School Mousepads for Managers

Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect mousepads for the managers in your life.

Why Mousepads for Managers

Management is thankless. You absorb pressure from above and complaints from below. Your calendar is meetings about meetings. These stickers understand middle management hell.

You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.

About Back to School Gifting

Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.

Timing

August-September

Typical Budget

$20-40

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Office laptops
  • Meeting room water bottles
  • Desk personality
  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide

Get First Access

Manager stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Are these about bad managers?
No. These are for managers trying their best in impossible situations.
Can my team see these?
Some are team-friendly, some are manager-only venting. We label them.