Back to School Mousepads for Corporate Workers

Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect mousepads for the corporate workers in your life.

Why Mousepads for Corporate Workers

Corporate life is absurd and everyone knows it. The buzzwords, the politics, the meetings about meetings. These stickers let you laugh at the machine you're part of.

You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.

About Back to School Gifting

Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.

Timing

August-September

Typical Budget

$20-40

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Laptops that need personality
  • Water bottles in the office
  • Cubicle walls that feel empty
  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide

Get First Access

Corporate sticker collection coming soon. Join the waitlist.

Related Professions

Work From HomeHR ProfessionalsManagers

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Are these safe for the office?
Some are. Others are home-office or laptop-lid only. We label them.
Will my coworkers judge me?
The cool ones will appreciate them. The others weren't going to like you anyway.
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