Back to School Coasters for Firefighters

Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect coasters for the firefighters in your life.

Why Coasters for Firefighters

Fire service is brotherhood, boredom, and chaos all mixed together. You train constantly for moments you hope never come, then handle them when they do. These stickers get that duality.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

About Back to School Gifting

Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.

Timing

August-September

Typical Budget

$20-40

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Helmets that need personality
  • Water bottles at the station
  • Locker room entertainment
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices

Get First Access

Firefighter stickers in the works. Drop your email for early access.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about other departments?
We keep it friendly. Inter-department rivalry stays playful.
Do you have EMS jokes for fire-based EMS?
Yes. We know many firefighters also run medical calls.