Back to School Calendars for Firefighters
Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect calendars for the firefighters in your life.
Why Calendars for Firefighters
Fire service is brotherhood, boredom, and chaos all mixed together. You train constantly for moments you hope never come, then handle them when they do. These stickers get that duality.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Back to School Gifting
Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.
August-September
$20-40
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Helmets that need personality
- Water bottles at the station
- Locker room entertainment
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Firefighter stickers in the works. Drop your email for early access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about other departments?
- We keep it friendly. Inter-department rivalry stays playful.
- Do you have EMS jokes for fire-based EMS?
- Yes. We know many firefighters also run medical calls.