Calendars for Bakers for Men
You wake before the sun, create beautiful carbs, and somehow explain why baking is science and 'just add more' doesn't work.
Why This Works
Baking is precision meets creativity at unreasonable hours. You're up before everyone to make sure their day starts sweet.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Kitchen decor
- Gifts for bakers
- Personal gear
- Home baking setups
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about early mornings?
- Some are. 4am alarm clocks deserve recognition.
- Do you cover different baking types?
- Bread, pastry, cake - building content.
- Are these bakery appropriate?
- Some are customer-visible, some are back room only.
- Can home bakers enjoy these?
- Anyone who bakes will relate.