Calendars for Bakers for Women

You wake before the sun, create beautiful carbs, and somehow explain why baking is science and 'just add more' doesn't work.

Why This Works

Baking is precision meets creativity at unreasonable hours. You're up before everyone to make sure their day starts sweet.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Aprons with personality
  • Water bottles at work
  • Kitchen decor
  • Gifts for bakers
  • Personal gear
  • Home baking setups

Things to Consider When Gifting Women

  • *She's probably tired of 'girly' gifts that assume she likes pink
  • *Work women have seen some things and their humor reflects it
  • *Something that acknowledges her competence, not her gender
  • *Gifts that would make HR nervous are usually the right call
  • *She doesn't need another mug—but a funny one? Different story

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about early mornings?
Some are. 4am alarm clocks deserve recognition.
Do you cover different baking types?
Bread, pastry, cake - building content.
Are these bakery appropriate?
Some are customer-visible, some are back room only.
Can home bakers enjoy these?
Anyone who bakes will relate.