Motivational Gifts Mousepads for Corporate Workers

Inspirational quotes for people who've given up on inspiration. The perfect motivational gifts mousepads for the corporate workers in your life.

Why Motivational Gifts Mousepads for Corporate Workers

Corporate life is absurd and everyone knows it. The buzzwords, the politics, the meetings about meetings. These stickers let you laugh at the machine you're part of.

Traditional motivational posters assume you haven't been crushed by the corporate machine yet. Cute. Our version acknowledges reality: that 'reaching for the stars' usually means unpaid overtime, and 'teamwork makes the dream work' ignores that nobody asked about your dreams. These gifts motivate you to lower your expectations to a sustainable level.

The Vibe

  • “Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll die in space.”
  • “The only way out is through. Through what? Nobody knows.”
  • “Believe in yourself. Nobody else is going to.”
  • “Today is a gift. Keep the receipt.”

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Survivors of mandatory corporate culture workshops
  • Anyone allergic to 'hustle culture'
  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Laptops that need personality
  • Water bottles in the office

Get First Access

Corporate sticker collection coming soon. Join the waitlist.

Related Professions

Work From HomeHR ProfessionalsManagers

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these actually motivational?
In the sense that lowered expectations lead to less disappointment, which could be considered a form of happiness? Sure.
Will these make my workspace depressing?
Your workspace was already depressing. These just acknowledge it with style.
What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Are these safe for the office?
Some are. Others are home-office or laptop-lid only. We label them.
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