Motivational Gifts Desk Plates for Uber/Lyft Drivers
Inspirational quotes for people who've given up on inspiration. The perfect motivational gifts desk plates for the uber/lyft drivers in your life.
Why Motivational Gifts Desk Plates for Uber/Lyft Drivers
Rideshare driving is customer service in your personal car. You're rated on everything while handling whatever gets in your backseat.
Traditional motivational posters assume you haven't been crushed by the corporate machine yet. Cute. Our version acknowledges reality: that 'reaching for the stars' usually means unpaid overtime, and 'teamwork makes the dream work' ignores that nobody asked about your dreams. These gifts motivate you to lower your expectations to a sustainable level.
The Vibe
- “Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll die in space.”
- “The only way out is through. Through what? Nobody knows.”
- “Believe in yourself. Nobody else is going to.”
- “Today is a gift. Keep the receipt.”
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Survivors of mandatory corporate culture workshops
- Anyone allergic to 'hustle culture'
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Car dashboards with personality
- Water bottles for driving
Get First Access
Rideshare driver stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these actually motivational?
- In the sense that lowered expectations lead to less disappointment, which could be considered a form of happiness? Sure.
- Will these make my workspace depressing?
- Your workspace was already depressing. These just acknowledge it with style.
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- Are these about ratings?
- Some are. The rating system is its own comedy.