Inappropriate Gifts Tote Bags for Dental Assistants
Gifts HR wishes you wouldn't give. But you will anyway. The perfect inappropriate gifts tote bags for the dental assistants in your life.
Why Inappropriate Gifts Tote Bags for Dental Assistants
Dental assistants run the show. You prep, assist, clean up, and manage patient anxiety - all while keeping the schedule on track. The dentist gets the credit, you do the work.
Some gifts play it safe. These gifts look at the line, acknowledge it, and take one deliberate step over it. They're for workplaces where people actually like each other and have developed the kind of friendship where boundaries are more like suggestions. Not for the faint of heart, the overly professional, or anyone who's ever unironically said 'let's circle back.'
The Vibe
- “I tolerate you more than most people”
- “You're my favorite coworker to complain about others with”
- “Thanks for not reporting me to HR. Yet.”
- “World's most adequate employee”
What You Get
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- Work besties who've seen each other at the holiday party
- Teams that bond over inappropriate group chat humor
- Daily commutes that need entertainment
- Grocery runs after work because you're already out
- Scrub tops that need flair
- Water bottles in the break room
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How inappropriate are we talking?
- Enough to be funny, not enough to get sued. We walk a careful line so you don't have to.
- Can I give these to anyone at work?
- Know your audience. Best friend at work? Yes. New hire you just met? Probably hold off.
- How big are the tote bags?
- 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
- Do you understand dental assisting?
- Yes. We know you're not just 'the person who does suction.'