Inappropriate Gifts Stickers for Professors

Gifts HR wishes you wouldn't give. But you will anyway. The perfect inappropriate gifts stickers for the professors in your life.

Why Inappropriate Gifts Stickers for Professors

Academic life is pressure from every direction. Publish or perish, student evaluations, committee work, and the myth of the easy professor life. These stickers get it.

Some gifts play it safe. These gifts look at the line, acknowledge it, and take one deliberate step over it. They're for workplaces where people actually like each other and have developed the kind of friendship where boundaries are more like suggestions. Not for the faint of heart, the overly professional, or anyone who's ever unironically said 'let's circle back.'

The Vibe

  • I tolerate you more than most people
  • You're my favorite coworker to complain about others with
  • Thanks for not reporting me to HR. Yet.
  • World's most adequate employee

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Work besties who've seen each other at the holiday party
  • Teams that bond over inappropriate group chat humor
  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Office doors with personality
  • Laptops full of research

Get First Access

Professor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How inappropriate are we talking?
Enough to be funny, not enough to get sued. We walk a careful line so you don't have to.
Can I give these to anyone at work?
Know your audience. Best friend at work? Yes. New hire you just met? Probably hold off.
Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Are these about students?
Some reference the professor-student dynamic. Nothing mean.