Inappropriate Gifts Coasters for Paramedics
Gifts HR wishes you wouldn't give. But you will anyway. The perfect inappropriate gifts coasters for the paramedics in your life.
Why Inappropriate Gifts Coasters for Paramedics
Paramedic work is medicine in the most chaotic environment possible. You're making critical decisions with limited info and zero backup. These stickers honor that reality.
Some gifts play it safe. These gifts look at the line, acknowledge it, and take one deliberate step over it. They're for workplaces where people actually like each other and have developed the kind of friendship where boundaries are more like suggestions. Not for the faint of heart, the overly professional, or anyone who's ever unironically said 'let's circle back.'
The Vibe
- “I tolerate you more than most people”
- “You're my favorite coworker to complain about others with”
- “Thanks for not reporting me to HR. Yet.”
- “World's most adequate employee”
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Work besties who've seen each other at the holiday party
- Teams that bond over inappropriate group chat humor
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Drug bags that need labeling with style
- Water bottles for post-call hydration
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How inappropriate are we talking?
- Enough to be funny, not enough to get sued. We walk a careful line so you don't have to.
- Can I give these to anyone at work?
- Know your audience. Best friend at work? Yes. New hire you just met? Probably hold off.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do these make fun of EMTs?
- No gatekeeping here. We respect the whole EMS chain.