Dark Humor Gifts Stickers for Pet Sitters

Because sometimes you have to laugh to keep from screaming into the void. The perfect dark humor gifts stickers for the pet sitters in your life.

Why Dark Humor Gifts Stickers for Pet Sitters

Pet sitting is trusted care for beloved family members. You're responsible for animals in their most vulnerable times - when family is away.

Dark humor isn't pessimism—it's advanced optimism. It's acknowledging that work can be soul-crushing while choosing to laugh about it anyway. These gifts are for the realists, the survivors, and anyone who's ever stared into the abyss of their inbox and felt it stare back. If gallows humor is your love language, welcome home.

The Vibe

  • I survived another meeting that should've been an email
  • My soul left my body in Q3
  • Dead inside but still clocking in
  • This job is temporary. My resentment is forever.

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Healthcare workers who've seen some things
  • Anyone in their third career pivot
  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Pet care bags with personality
  • Water bottles on visits

Get First Access

Pet sitter stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is dark humor the same as being negative?
No, it's being realistic with a sense of humor. Negative people complain. We make merch.
Will HR have a problem with these gifts?
HR has problems with everything. That's kind of their whole deal. But these are designed to be just vague enough.
Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Are these about difficult pets?
Some are. Every pet has their thing.