Dark Humor Gifts Stickers for Line Cooks
Because sometimes you have to laugh to keep from screaming into the void. The perfect dark humor gifts stickers for the line cooks in your life.
Why Dark Humor Gifts Stickers for Line Cooks
Line cooking is the backbone of every restaurant. You're underpaid, overheated, and somehow still proud of every plate.
Dark humor isn't pessimism—it's advanced optimism. It's acknowledging that work can be soul-crushing while choosing to laugh about it anyway. These gifts are for the realists, the survivors, and anyone who's ever stared into the abyss of their inbox and felt it stare back. If gallows humor is your love language, welcome home.
The Vibe
- “I survived another meeting that should've been an email”
- “My soul left my body in Q3”
- “Dead inside but still clocking in”
- “This job is temporary. My resentment is forever.”
What You Get
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Healthcare workers who've seen some things
- Anyone in their third career pivot
- Water bottles that need to make a statement
- Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
- Knife rolls with personality
- Water bottles in the kitchen
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is dark humor the same as being negative?
- No, it's being realistic with a sense of humor. Negative people complain. We make merch.
- Will HR have a problem with these gifts?
- HR has problems with everything. That's kind of their whole deal. But these are designed to be just vague enough.
- Are these stickers actually waterproof?
- Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
- Are these about the rush?
- Some are. Friday night service gets its due.