Dark Humor Gifts Posters for EMTs
Because sometimes you have to laugh to keep from screaming into the void. The perfect dark humor gifts posters for the emts in your life.
Why Dark Humor Gifts Posters for EMTs
EMT work is intense, underpaid, and misunderstood. You're not ambulance drivers - you're lifesavers working in the back of a moving vehicle. These stickers get the reality.
Dark humor isn't pessimism—it's advanced optimism. It's acknowledging that work can be soul-crushing while choosing to laugh about it anyway. These gifts are for the realists, the survivors, and anyone who's ever stared into the abyss of their inbox and felt it stare back. If gallows humor is your love language, welcome home.
The Vibe
- “I survived another meeting that should've been an email”
- “My soul left my body in Q3”
- “Dead inside but still clocking in”
- “This job is temporary. My resentment is forever.”
What You Get
- +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- Healthcare workers who've seen some things
- Anyone in their third career pivot
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
- Rig clipboards that need personality
- Water bottles for long shifts
Get First Access
EMT sticker collection in the works. Drop your email for early access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is dark humor the same as being negative?
- No, it's being realistic with a sense of humor. Negative people complain. We make merch.
- Will HR have a problem with these gifts?
- HR has problems with everything. That's kind of their whole deal. But these are designed to be just vague enough.
- What sizes are available?
- We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
- Are these stickers about trauma?
- Some touch on the heavy stuff with humor - the way EMTs actually cope. Nothing exploitative.