Dark Humor Gifts Mugs for Janitors
Because sometimes you have to laugh to keep from screaming into the void. The perfect dark humor gifts mugs for the janitors in your life.
Why Dark Humor Gifts Mugs for Janitors
Janitorial work is essential and invisible. You see what people do when they think nobody's watching and clean it anyway.
Dark humor isn't pessimism—it's advanced optimism. It's acknowledging that work can be soul-crushing while choosing to laugh about it anyway. These gifts are for the realists, the survivors, and anyone who's ever stared into the abyss of their inbox and felt it stare back. If gallows humor is your love language, welcome home.
The Vibe
- “I survived another meeting that should've been an email”
- “My soul left my body in Q3”
- “Dead inside but still clocking in”
- “This job is temporary. My resentment is forever.”
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- Healthcare workers who've seen some things
- Anyone in their third career pivot
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Supply carts with personality
- Water bottles on rounds
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is dark humor the same as being negative?
- No, it's being realistic with a sense of humor. Negative people complain. We make merch.
- Will HR have a problem with these gifts?
- HR has problems with everything. That's kind of their whole deal. But these are designed to be just vague enough.
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- Are these about messes?
- Some are. We've seen things.