Dark Humor Gifts Mousepads for Nannies
Because sometimes you have to laugh to keep from screaming into the void. The perfect dark humor gifts mousepads for the nannies in your life.
Why Dark Humor Gifts Mousepads for Nannies
Nanny work is intimate professional care. You love kids who aren't yours and navigate complex family dynamics daily.
Dark humor isn't pessimism—it's advanced optimism. It's acknowledging that work can be soul-crushing while choosing to laugh about it anyway. These gifts are for the realists, the survivors, and anyone who's ever stared into the abyss of their inbox and felt it stare back. If gallows humor is your love language, welcome home.
The Vibe
- “I survived another meeting that should've been an email”
- “My soul left my body in Q3”
- “Dead inside but still clocking in”
- “This job is temporary. My resentment is forever.”
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Healthcare workers who've seen some things
- Anyone in their third career pivot
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Diaper bags with personality
- Water bottles at the park
Get First Access
Nanny stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is dark humor the same as being negative?
- No, it's being realistic with a sense of humor. Negative people complain. We make merch.
- Will HR have a problem with these gifts?
- HR has problems with everything. That's kind of their whole deal. But these are designed to be just vague enough.
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Are these about parents?
- Some reference the nanny-parent dynamic. All in good fun.