Dark Humor Gifts Coasters for Delivery Drivers
Because sometimes you have to laugh to keep from screaming into the void. The perfect dark humor gifts coasters for the delivery drivers in your life.
Why Dark Humor Gifts Coasters for Delivery Drivers
Delivery driving is racing against time while people watch you on their doorbell cameras. You're the final link in the chain. These stickers honor that hustle.
Dark humor isn't pessimism—it's advanced optimism. It's acknowledging that work can be soul-crushing while choosing to laugh about it anyway. These gifts are for the realists, the survivors, and anyone who's ever stared into the abyss of their inbox and felt it stare back. If gallows humor is your love language, welcome home.
The Vibe
- “I survived another meeting that should've been an email”
- “My soul left my body in Q3”
- “Dead inside but still clocking in”
- “This job is temporary. My resentment is forever.”
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Healthcare workers who've seen some things
- Anyone in their third career pivot
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Van dashboards with personality
- Water bottles on route
Get First Access
Delivery driver stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is dark humor the same as being negative?
- No, it's being realistic with a sense of humor. Negative people complain. We make merch.
- Will HR have a problem with these gifts?
- HR has problems with everything. That's kind of their whole deal. But these are designed to be just vague enough.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do you cover different delivery types?
- Package, food, grocery - building collections for all.