Unique Posters for Dispatchers
Weird. Wonderful. 'Where did you even find this?' The perfect posters for the dispatchers in your life.
Why Unique Posters for Dispatchers
Dispatch is the most stressful job no one sees. You hear everything but see nothing. Make life-or-death decisions with incomplete information. And rarely get the recognition you deserve.
Gifts that make people tilt their heads and ask questions. Not your standard office fare—these are conversation pieces, head-scratchers, and the kind of thing that makes someone's desk actually interesting. For people who are tired of seeing the same gifts recycled every holiday.
About Our Posters
You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.
What You Get
- +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- The coworker who 'has everything'
- People with eclectic taste who appreciate weird
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
- Headset stations with style
- Water bottles that survive 12s
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What sizes are available?
- We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
- Do they come framed?
- Posters ship unframed but are standard sizes for easy framing. We recommend cheap frames from Target for that authentic corporate parody aesthetic.
- Do you understand dispatch?
- Yes. We know you're not 'just answering phones.'
- Are these about difficult callers?
- Some are. The ones who call 911 for non-emergencies will be referenced.