Unique Mousepads for Account Executives

Weird. Wonderful. 'Where did you even find this?' The perfect mousepads for the account executives in your life.

Why Unique Mousepads for Account Executives

Enterprise sales is chess with quarterly deadlines. You build relationships, navigate politics, and somehow predict the unpredictable.

Gifts that make people tilt their heads and ask questions. Not your standard office fare—these are conversation pieces, head-scratchers, and the kind of thing that makes someone's desk actually interesting. For people who are tired of seeing the same gifts recycled every holiday.

About Our Mousepads

You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • The coworker who 'has everything'
  • People with eclectic taste who appreciate weird
  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Laptops with personality
  • Water bottles at meetings

Get First Access

Account executive stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Are these about long sales cycles?
Some are. We know the 18-month deal pain.
Do you cover different deal sizes?
SMB, mid-market, enterprise - building content.