Unique Desk Plates for Sysadmins
Weird. Wonderful. 'Where did you even find this?' The perfect desk plates for the sysadmins in your life.
Why Unique Desk Plates for Sysadmins
Sysadmin life is invisible when you're succeeding and blamed when anything fails. You're on-call for problems you didn't create. These stickers get the ops life.
Gifts that make people tilt their heads and ask questions. Not your standard office fare—these are conversation pieces, head-scratchers, and the kind of thing that makes someone's desk actually interesting. For people who are tired of seeing the same gifts recycled every holiday.
About Our Desk Plates
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- The coworker who 'has everything'
- People with eclectic taste who appreciate weird
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Laptops with personality
- Server room entertainment
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- What sizes are available?
- Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
- Are these about users?
- Some reference the sysadmin-user dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different specialties?
- Linux, Windows, cloud, network - building collections.