Unique Coasters for Phlebotomists

Weird. Wonderful. 'Where did you even find this?' The perfect coasters for the phlebotomists in your life.

Why Unique Coasters for Phlebotomists

Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.

Gifts that make people tilt their heads and ask questions. Not your standard office fare—these are conversation pieces, head-scratchers, and the kind of thing that makes someone's desk actually interesting. For people who are tired of seeing the same gifts recycled every holiday.

About Our Coasters

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • The coworker who 'has everything'
  • People with eclectic taste who appreciate weird
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Tourniquet pouches with style
  • Water bottles for hydration breaks

Get First Access

Phlebotomist stickers in the works. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about bad veins?
Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.