Unique Coasters for Butchers

Weird. Wonderful. 'Where did you even find this?' The perfect coasters for the butchers in your life.

Why Unique Coasters for Butchers

Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.

Gifts that make people tilt their heads and ask questions. Not your standard office fare—these are conversation pieces, head-scratchers, and the kind of thing that makes someone's desk actually interesting. For people who are tired of seeing the same gifts recycled every holiday.

About Our Coasters

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • The coworker who 'has everything'
  • People with eclectic taste who appreciate weird
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Aprons with personality
  • Water bottles at work

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about explaining cuts?
Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.
Do you cover different butcher types?
Retail, wholesale, specialty - building content.