Unique Calendars for Massage Therapists
Weird. Wonderful. 'Where did you even find this?' The perfect calendars for the massage therapists in your life.
Why Unique Calendars for Massage Therapists
Massage therapy is physically demanding healing work. You give relaxation while your own body takes the toll.
Gifts that make people tilt their heads and ask questions. Not your standard office fare—these are conversation pieces, head-scratchers, and the kind of thing that makes someone's desk actually interesting. For people who are tired of seeing the same gifts recycled every holiday.
About Our Calendars
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- The coworker who 'has everything'
- People with eclectic taste who appreciate weird
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Treatment room decor
- Water bottles at work
Get First Access
Massage therapist stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about difficult clients?
- Some reference the challenges. All professionally handled.
- Do you cover different modalities?
- Swedish, deep tissue, sports - building content.