Personalized Mugs for Phlebotomists
Nothing says 'I put in effort' like their name on something mildly insulting. The perfect mugs for the phlebotomists in your life.
Why Personalized Mugs for Phlebotomists
Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.
Custom gifts that prove you didn't just grab something last minute. Add names, inside jokes, specific roasts, or dates that mean something. Personalization transforms a gift from 'nice' to 'okay, you really know me.' The extra effort shows.
About Our Mugs
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- Work anniversaries and milestones
- Gifts between close work friends
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Tourniquet pouches with style
- Water bottles for hydration breaks
Get First Access
Phlebotomist stickers in the works. Get on the list.
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- What size mugs do you offer?
- We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.
- Are these about bad veins?
- Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
- Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
- We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.