Personalized Mousepads for DMV Workers
Nothing says 'I put in effort' like their name on something mildly insulting. The perfect mousepads for the dmv workers in your life.
Why Personalized Mousepads for DMV Workers
DMV work is public service at its most challenging. Everyone's already in a bad mood when they arrive. You deal with it all. These stickers see you.
Custom gifts that prove you didn't just grab something last minute. Add names, inside jokes, specific roasts, or dates that mean something. Personalization transforms a gift from 'nice' to 'okay, you really know me.' The extra effort shows.
About Our Mousepads
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Work anniversaries and milestones
- Gifts between close work friends
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Water bottles at the window
- Desk area personality
Get First Access
DMV worker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
- Are these about long lines?
- Some reference the challenges. From the worker perspective.
- Are these making fun of DMV workers?
- No. These are FOR DMV workers, not about them.