Personalized Mousepads for Corrections Officers
Nothing says 'I put in effort' like their name on something mildly insulting. The perfect mousepads for the corrections officers in your life.
Why Personalized Mousepads for Corrections Officers
Corrections is the first responder job no one talks about. You're locked in with the people everyone else locks away. The stress is constant, the recognition is minimal. These stickers see you.
Custom gifts that prove you didn't just grab something last minute. Add names, inside jokes, specific roasts, or dates that mean something. Personalization transforms a gift from 'nice' to 'okay, you really know me.' The extra effort shows.
About Our Mousepads
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Work anniversaries and milestones
- Gifts between close work friends
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Water bottles that survive shifts
- Locker room personality
Get First Access
Corrections stickers coming soon. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
- Do you understand corrections work?
- Yes. We know it's not just 'watching inmates.'
- Are these about inmates?
- Some reference the interactions, but these are about the CO experience, not mocking inmates.