Personalized Coasters for Sysadmins

Nothing says 'I put in effort' like their name on something mildly insulting. The perfect coasters for the sysadmins in your life.

Why Personalized Coasters for Sysadmins

Sysadmin life is invisible when you're succeeding and blamed when anything fails. You're on-call for problems you didn't create. These stickers get the ops life.

Custom gifts that prove you didn't just grab something last minute. Add names, inside jokes, specific roasts, or dates that mean something. Personalization transforms a gift from 'nice' to 'okay, you really know me.' The extra effort shows.

About Our Coasters

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Work anniversaries and milestones
  • Gifts between close work friends
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Laptops with personality
  • Server room entertainment

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about users?
Some reference the sysadmin-user dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover different specialties?
Linux, Windows, cloud, network - building collections.