Luxury Mugs for Corporate Workers
For when 'thanks' isn't enough but 'here's my kidney' feels excessive. The perfect mugs for the corporate workers in your life.
Why Luxury Mugs for Corporate Workers
Corporate life is absurd and everyone knows it. The buzzwords, the politics, the meetings about meetings. These stickers let you laugh at the machine you're part of.
High-end gifts for people who matter. These aren't your $15 Secret Santa picks—they're for mentors, bosses who actually deserve it, and coworkers who changed your career trajectory. Quality materials, elevated design, price tags that say 'I really, really mean this.'
About Our Mugs
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- Retirement gifts for legends
- Thanking the mentor who changed your career
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Laptops that need personality
- Water bottles in the office
Get First Access
Corporate sticker collection coming soon. Join the waitlist.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- What size mugs do you offer?
- We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.
- Are these safe for the office?
- Some are. Others are home-office or laptop-lid only. We label them.
- Will my coworkers judge me?
- The cool ones will appreciate them. The others weren't going to like you anyway.