Luxury Coasters for Sommeliers
For when 'thanks' isn't enough but 'here's my kidney' feels excessive. The perfect coasters for the sommeliers in your life.
Why Luxury Coasters for Sommeliers
Sommelier work is expertise meets hospitality. You make wine accessible while fighting the pretentious stereotype.
High-end gifts for people who matter. These aren't your $15 Secret Santa picks—they're for mentors, bosses who actually deserve it, and coworkers who changed your career trajectory. Quality materials, elevated design, price tags that say 'I really, really mean this.'
About Our Coasters
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Retirement gifts for legends
- Thanking the mentor who changed your career
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Wine accessories with personality
- Water bottles (ironic)
Get First Access
Sommelier stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Are these pretentious?
- No. These are for somms who don't take themselves too seriously.
- Do you cover different wine service levels?
- Fine dining, casual, retail - building content.