Luxury Coasters for Account Executives

For when 'thanks' isn't enough but 'here's my kidney' feels excessive. The perfect coasters for the account executives in your life.

Why Luxury Coasters for Account Executives

Enterprise sales is chess with quarterly deadlines. You build relationships, navigate politics, and somehow predict the unpredictable.

High-end gifts for people who matter. These aren't your $15 Secret Santa picks—they're for mentors, bosses who actually deserve it, and coworkers who changed your career trajectory. Quality materials, elevated design, price tags that say 'I really, really mean this.'

About Our Coasters

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Retirement gifts for legends
  • Thanking the mentor who changed your career
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Laptops with personality
  • Water bottles at meetings

Get First Access

Account executive stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about long sales cycles?
Some are. We know the 18-month deal pain.
Do you cover different deal sizes?
SMB, mid-market, enterprise - building content.