Luxury Calendars for Warehouse Workers
For when 'thanks' isn't enough but 'here's my kidney' feels excessive. The perfect calendars for the warehouse workers in your life.
Why Luxury Calendars for Warehouse Workers
Warehouse work is physical, fast-paced, and tracked to the second. You're the reason online orders arrive. These stickers honor the grind.
High-end gifts for people who matter. These aren't your $15 Secret Santa picks—they're for mentors, bosses who actually deserve it, and coworkers who changed your career trajectory. Quality materials, elevated design, price tags that say 'I really, really mean this.'
About Our Calendars
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Retirement gifts for legends
- Thanking the mentor who changed your career
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Water bottles that survive
- Locker room personality
Get First Access
Warehouse stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about the metrics?
- Some are. We know what it's like to be tracked.
- Do you cover different warehouse types?
- Fulfillment centers, distribution, cold storage - building them all.