Luxury Calendars for Teachers
For when 'thanks' isn't enough but 'here's my kidney' feels excessive. The perfect calendars for the teachers in your life.
Why Luxury Calendars for Teachers
Teaching is everything at once for not enough money. You're changing lives while buying your own supplies. These stickers honor the real work.
High-end gifts for people who matter. These aren't your $15 Secret Santa picks—they're for mentors, bosses who actually deserve it, and coworkers who changed your career trajectory. Quality materials, elevated design, price tags that say 'I really, really mean this.'
About Our Calendars
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Retirement gifts for legends
- Thanking the mentor who changed your career
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teacher mugs with attitude
- Laptops full of lesson plans
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about students?
- Some reference the challenges. Nothing mean - we love kids.
- Do you cover different grade levels?
- Elementary, middle, high school - building collections for each.