Luxury Calendars for Pharmacy Techs

For when 'thanks' isn't enough but 'here's my kidney' feels excessive. The perfect calendars for the pharmacy techs in your life.

Why Luxury Calendars for Pharmacy Techs

Pharmacy tech work is repetitive, precise, and underappreciated. You're the barrier between patients and medication errors, dealing with insurance nightmares and impossible wait times. We see you.

High-end gifts for people who matter. These aren't your $15 Secret Santa picks—they're for mentors, bosses who actually deserve it, and coworkers who changed your career trajectory. Quality materials, elevated design, price tags that say 'I really, really mean this.'

About Our Calendars

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Retirement gifts for legends
  • Thanking the mentor who changed your career
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Pill counting trays that need personality
  • Water bottles behind the counter

Get First Access

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Do you cover retail and hospital pharmacy?
Yes. Both worlds have their own chaos and we're honoring both.
Are these about hating customers?
Some are about the frustrations. All in good fun - the venting you do after your shift.