Luxury Calendars for Bouncers
For when 'thanks' isn't enough but 'here's my kidney' feels excessive. The perfect calendars for the bouncers in your life.
Why Luxury Calendars for Bouncers
Bouncing is people management at its most unpredictable. You're the first and last line of defense for everyone's good time.
High-end gifts for people who matter. These aren't your $15 Secret Santa picks—they're for mentors, bosses who actually deserve it, and coworkers who changed your career trajectory. Quality materials, elevated design, price tags that say 'I really, really mean this.'
About Our Calendars
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Retirement gifts for legends
- Thanking the mentor who changed your career
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Personal items with personality
- Water bottles on shift
Get First Access
Bouncer stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about drunk people?
- Some are. The stories are endless.
- Do you cover different venue types?
- Bars, clubs, events - building content.